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Includes a new introduction for the paperback edition, solving the 150 year-old mystery behind the book's origins
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English as She is Spoke
Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino
Edited by Paul Collins
In 1855, when Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino wrote an English phrasebook for Portuguese students, they faced just one problem: they didn't know any English. Even worse, they didn't own an English-to-Portuguese dictionary. What they did have, though, was a Portuguese-to-French dictionary, and a French-to-English dictionary. The linguistic train wreck that ensued is a classic of unintentional humor, now revived in the first newly selected edition in a century. Armed with Fonseca and Carolino's guide, a Portuguese traveler can insult a barber ("What news tell me? All hairs dresser are newsmonger"), complain about the orchestra ("It is a noise which to cleve the head"), go hunting ("let aim it! let make fire him"), and consult a handy selection of truly mystifying "Idiotisms and Proverbs." Paul Collins edits the Collins Library (collinslibrary.com) imprint of McSweeney's Books. He is the author of Banvard's Folly (Picador 2001), the textbook Community Writing (Erlbaum 2001), and the memoir Sixpence House (Bloomsbury USA). "Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect." -Mark Twain
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