We’ve put on our best Indiana Jones attire and unearthed a secret trove of these long out of print shirts, making them available to you this holiday season. The last of their kind, and presented in a truly random assortment of remaining sizes, bring home yours while supplies last.

A frankfurter, deep-fried in cornmeal batter, and served on a T-shirt. Our ode to America’s favorite tube-shaped foodstuff—the corn dog—by Sunra Thompson.