“IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS” 15TH ANNIVERSARY BEANIE
It’s fall, and you’re feeling festive and tasteful as a pumpkin-spice-torched asshole. For the last fifteen years you’ve shared Colin Nissan’s viral “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” to everyone in your social circle and think it makes you so fucking quirky and clever. Now the air is getting brisk, and you need something to go with your flannel shirt and tattered overalls when you take your chummy little shit-for-brain friends apple picking. This hat is for you. Celebrate our goddamned crystal anniversary and get the satisfaction of looking like you just stepped out of a fucking L.L.Bean catalog. Just forty bucks for this luxurious-as-hell beanie while supplies last, so you can declare to the world, “I fucking love fall.”
For prolonged durability, hand-wash only and avoid fucking ironing.
For prolonged durability, hand-wash only and avoid fucking ironing.