GREAT OUTDOORS “DECORATIVE GOURD” CAMPFIRE MUG

Show the whole fucking world how festively outdoorsy you are with a brand-new stainless steel, retro speckled campfire mug. Take a deep breath of the freshest goddamned autumnal air you can find, while you chug down 12 oz. of revitalizing liquid through its snap-on and fucking sip-through lid. Let your drink stay as flaming hot as the bowels of hell in the mug’s vacuum-insulated interior as you gaze slack-jawed at nature’s bountiful fucking majesty. Let the shit-stirrers and chuds know just how much you love a seasonal design, as you scream, in tasteful-as-hell white text, “Happy fall, fuckheads.”

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