“IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS” TOTE

$20.00
OUT OF STOCK
Looking for a beautiful, limited-fucking-edition, screen-printed canvas bag to transport a brisk fucking fall day’s worth of belongings for a sizzling day of foliage and apple fucking cider? Want people to think that you listen to fucking NPR or read the New Yorker and donate that sweet, sweet stone-cold cash to their fucking pledge drives year after year because that’s the kind of good fucking person you are? Then you’re in fucking luck. Because for $20 plus fucking shipping, you can purchase your very own bag that not only says, “I love fucking fall,” but also says, “I love a motherfucking tote.”

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