Both shirts
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Beep! Beep! Do you hear that? It’s the newest limited-edition McSweeney’s T-shirt zooming your way. Impress your friends, colleagues, and newly reunited co-commuters with this jaunty number by brilliant illustrator Oscar Grønner. Happy golden door wedge? Sentient mobile rooftop? The world’s most jovial but inefficient school bus? You decide.

Printed by our dear friends and neighbors at Babylon Burning, this T-shirt is available in both an icy light blue and a summery green—two colors, for all moods, seasons, and social occasions. This one’s guaranteed to sell out—order yours today before it leaves you in the dust!

Want to bring home this dazzler for FREE? Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly before June 21 via this page and you’ll find yourself with the perfect ensemble as you await our next thrilling issue.