DELUXE “DECORATIVE GOURD” MUG

Reap this freaky-ass harvest the right way: with a brand-new, cork-bottomed, deluxe fucking mug. This autumn-red-hued bastard holds 12 oz. of hot liquid under its removable functional fucking top, and declaring to the world, in tasteful-as-hell white text, “Happy fall, fuckheads.”

Get the classic white version here.