“IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS” MUG

If you’re looking for a beautiful fucking ceramic vessel to transport 11 oz. of hot liquid to your mouth, then you’re in fucking luck. Because for $25 plus fucking shipping, you can own the mug that not only says, “I love fucking fall,” but also says, “I love warm fucking beverages.”

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