Reap this freaky-ass harvest the right way: with a brand-new, cork-bottomed, deluxe fucking mug. This autumn-red-hued bastard holds 12 oz. of hot liquid under its removable functional fucking top, and declaring to the world, in tasteful-as-hell white text, “Happy fall, fuckheads.”

To get this goddamn mug for just $5 when you subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, click, click here. Get the classic white version here, or a fucking tote bag here.