Introducing our newest official Illustoria T-shirt, featuring the one and only Dog Chef! Created by acclaimed cartoonist Tom Bingham, this T-shirt is available in a glorious array of sizes: toddler to adult and every stop along the way. Each shirt also comes with an illustrated recipe card teaching you how to make pancakes with your pup—perfect for upcoming chilly winter mornings. Printed by our dear friends and neighbors at Babylon Burning, this shirt is a fashion statement, conversation starter, and badge of Illustoria fandom tied into one! It’s guaranteed to sell out quick, so don’t miss out!

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