“IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON” 15TH ANNIVERSARY BEANIE (SOCIAL MEDIA ADVERTISEMENT VERSION)
Did you know that on social media you can’t promote items with profanities on them? Items like this beanie? It’s true! (Well at least for Zuck, we best Musk would let us, but who wants to deal with that?) That’s why you’re looking at this extremely bare-bones page, because presumably you clicked a link on social media and want this beanie. We don’t judge you and welcome your (we assume) hard-earned cash.
You can purchase our new beanie here on this page (which very much DOES still have profanity), or click on either of those links above—or this one here—for more information or to purchase on a different page if that’s your thing. You can also get an extra good deal on this beanie when you subscribe to our National Magazine Award-winning quarterly, via this link here.
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You can purchase our new beanie here on this page (which very much DOES still have profanity), or click on either of those links above—or this one here—for more information or to purchase on a different page if that’s your thing. You can also get an extra good deal on this beanie when you subscribe to our National Magazine Award-winning quarterly, via this link here.
Thank you for clicking and validating our social media marketing strategy.