WHOLPHIN NO. 2

Please note: This issue originally included a segment called “The Power of Nightmares.” Due to rights issues, this segment has been removed.

Wholphin is a new quarterly DVD magazine lovingly encoded with unique and ponderable films designed to make you feel the way we felt when we learned that dolphins and whales sometimes, you know, do it.

Wholphin no. 2 features a brand-new film from Steven Soderbergh, the Japanese Bewitched rescripted by writers of The Daily Show, two Oscar-nominated animated shorts, and special appearances by Andy Richter, Donald Trump, and a monkey-faced eel.

Table of Contents
14 films. 157 minutes

THE PITY CARD
Directed by Bob Odenkirk
Starring Simon Helberg, Derek Waters, Zack Galifianakis and Bill Hader
Short Film, 12:29 minutes

BUILDING NO. 7
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Short Film, 3:52 minutes

AMERICAN STORAGE
Directed by Andrew Jay Cohen
Written by Brendan O’Brien
Starring David Krumholtz and Martin Starr
Short Film, 13:10 minutes

SOUR DEATH BALLS
Directed by Jessica Yu
Documentary Experiment, 4:36 minutes

THE MYSTERIOUS GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORATIONS OF JASPER MORELLO
Directed by Anthony Lucas
Animation, 26:07 minutes

OKUSAMA WA MAJO (”MY WIFE’S A WITCH”)
Scripts by Daniel Handler, Rich Blomquist, Scott Jacobson, Jason Reich and
Dan Kennedy
Re-scripted Japanese Sitcom, 27:00 minutes

HOME, JAMES, AND DON’T SPARE THE HORSES
Directed by John Dolan
Short Film, 31:33 minutes

THE MESMERIST
Directed by Bill Morrison
15:48 minutes


MORE
Directed by Mark Osborne
Animation, 6:19 minutes

HOW TO: POKE POLE A MONKEY-FACED EEL
Directed by Wholphin
Starring Kirk Lombard
Instructional Video, 3:43 minutes

THE MOVIE MOVIE (AN EXCERPT)
Directed by Errol Morris
Starring Donald Trump
3:58 minutes

THE QUEST
Directed by Wholphin
2:10 minutes


BORN LIKE STARS
Directed by Steve Haddock and Brad A. Seibel
Scientific Discovery, 5:20 minutes

THE COMPETITION
Directed by Wholphin
A competition, 3:43 minutes